It’s a proven scientific fact: Phineas and Ferb is the finest animated program currently on television. Consider “The Monster of Phineas-n-Ferbenstein,” an episode from its first season that’s clever enough to feature two parodies of Edward Van Sloan’s “friendly warning” introduction of Frankenstein, yet silly enough to contain what I can only describe without spoilers as the world’s weirdest “bigger than a breadbox” joke. But remember: the show you’re about to see may disturb you. It may shock you. It may even hoooooorrrrrrrify you!
You’ve been warned.