Ten Things Lou Reed Has Never Said

“How about lunch at Bob Evans?”

Lou Reed

“I gotta swing by Target. Khakis are on sale.”

“Man, that Jeff Dunham cracks me up.”

“My quarterly performance review is next week. I hope I finally get that raise.”

“Oh, I get it. He’s wearing that handlebar moustache ironically. How clever!”

“I’m so tired of Facebook always changing things.”

“Nobody spoil Dancing with the Stars for me. I had to DVR it.”

“Man, I was doing so well on my NCAA bracket. Friggin’ North Carolina State.”

“I think I should lie down for a while. My lumbago’s been acting up again.”

“Two tickets for Titanic 3D, please.”

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